Questions all writers hate!
Ever wondered what it might be like to be a writer, here is what you can expect:
Questions such as this:
“When are you going to get a proper job?.”
Answer: “Go to hell – I never liked you anyway.”
“Are you pregnant or something, unable to do a normal job?”
Answer: “Yes… well no… well actually – conceiving them is far more fun than pushing them out of my nether regions.”
“Are you famous?”
Answer: Laugh coquettishly and reply, “Would I be talking to you if I were?”
“What do you write about?”
Well any fellow writers out there can add to this list, I am absolutely positive that you might have a few of your own!